Can we please have a really really pissed off Thorin when his nephew falls in love with Tauriel? This would be so brilliant.

Kili: *sighs* She’s amazing.
Thorin: You could do better…
Kili: And so beautiful.
Thorin: Much better.
Kili: And delicate.
Thorin: She doesn’t even have a beard.
Kili: And articulate.
Thorin: Probably can’t hold her liquor either.
Kili: And the way she laughs.
Thorin: I’m not happy with this…
Kili: And the way her hair blows in the wind.
Thorin: SHE’S AN ELF!! AND YOUR ASS IS GROUNDED YOUNG MAN!!

And then Thorin would brood and Kili would be comforted by Fili and Bofur. Yes.

tagged as: Thorin Oakenshield. the hobbit. thorin. kili. tauriel.

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